{"title":"Paranoia","description":"\u003ch2\u003eParanoia RPG - Trust No One, The Computer Is Your Friend\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Alpha Complex, citizen! Paranoia is the legendary darkly comedic RPG where you play Troubleshooters serving The Computer in a dystopian underground future. Expect betrayal, backstabbing, experimental weapons, clone deaths, and hilarious mayhem in this satirical take on totalitarian sci-fi dystopias. Remember: Happiness is mandatory, citizen!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCore Rulebooks\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBegin your loyal service with \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-the-core-book-1\" title=\"Paranoia: The Core Book\"\u003eParanoia: The Core Book\u003c\/a\u003e, featuring complete rules for creating Troubleshooters, navigating Alpha Complex's byzantine bureaucracy, and surviving (or not) your missions. Expand your game with \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-the-accomplice-book\" title=\"Paranoia: The Accomplice Book\"\u003eThe Accomplice Book\u003c\/a\u003e, the essential Game Master guide for running treacherous missions and managing player paranoia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMission Books \u0026amp; Adventures\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRun ready-to-play troubleshooting scenarios with \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-brave-new-missions\" title=\"Paranoia - Brave New Missions\"\u003eBrave New Missions\u003c\/a\u003e, featuring multiple deadly assignments guaranteed to test loyalty and clone reserves. Experience specific missions like \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-mission-book-the-hole-blame\" title=\"Paranoia: Mission Book - The Hole Blame\"\u003eThe Hole Blame\u003c\/a\u003e for infrastructure disasters and \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-mandatory-fun\" title=\"Paranoia - Mandatory Fun\"\u003eMandatory Fun\u003c\/a\u003e for recreational compliance enforcement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSourcebooks \u0026amp; Supplements\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eExpand Alpha Complex with \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-citizen-in-name-only\" title=\"Paranoia: Citizen In Name Only\"\u003eCitizen In Name Only\u003c\/a\u003e for character options and secret society details. Explore dangerous locations with \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-mind-the-gap\" title=\"Paranoia: Mind The Gap\"\u003eMind The Gap\u003c\/a\u003e, detailing the mysterious spaces between sectors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDiscover experimental technology with \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-refurbished-stuff\" title=\"Paranoia: Refurbished Stuff\"\u003eRefurbished Stuff\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-perfectly-safe-gear\" title=\"Paranoia: Perfectly Safe Gear\"\u003ePerfectly Safe Gear\u003c\/a\u003e for equipment that's only slightly lethal to users. Handle catastrophes with \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-extinction-class-incident\" title=\"Paranoia: Extinction-Class Incident\"\u003eExtinction-Class Incident\u003c\/a\u003e for world-ending scenarios.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAccess comprehensive content with \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/404-compendium-paranoia-rpg\" title=\"404 Compendium\"\u003e404 Compendium\u003c\/a\u003e, collecting essential Paranoia material in one volume.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBox Sets \u0026amp; Special Editions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGet the complete R\u0026amp;D experience with \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-the-research-design-box-set\" title=\"Paranoia: The Research \u0026amp; Design Box Set\"\u003eThe Research \u0026amp; Design Box Set\u003c\/a\u003e, featuring experimental equipment, forms, and bureaucratic necessities. Explore infinite possibilities with \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/project-infinite-hole-box-set-paranoia\" title=\"Project Infinite Hole Box Set\"\u003eProject Infinite Hole Box Set\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCard Decks \u0026amp; Accessories\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnhance gameplay with \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-disaster-deck\" title=\"Paranoia: Disaster Deck\"\u003eDisaster Deck\u003c\/a\u003e for random catastrophes and \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-thriftylist-card-deck\" title=\"Paranoia: Thriftylist Card Deck\"\u003eThriftylist Card Deck\u003c\/a\u003e for equipment procurement. Roll with official \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-computer-dice-8\" title=\"Paranoia: Computer Dice (8)\"\u003eComputer Dice\u003c\/a\u003e featuring clearance colors and The Computer's approval.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDocument your experiments with \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/products\/paranoia-the-r-d-experimental-equipment-release-form-pad\" title=\"Paranoia: The R\u0026amp;D Experimental Equipment Release Form Pad\"\u003eR\u0026amp;D Experimental Equipment Release Form Pad\u003c\/a\u003e for proper bureaucratic compliance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat Makes Paranoia Special?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDarkly Comedic Satire:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brilliant parody of totalitarian dystopias, corporate bureaucracy, and Cold War paranoia wrapped in absurdist humor and social commentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBackstabbing Gameplay:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every player is secretly a traitor with hidden agendas—trust no one, betray everyone, blame your teammates for your failures.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSix-Pack of Clones:\u003c\/strong\u003e Death is inevitable and hilarious—each player has six clone backups, making character death a feature rather than a setback.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Computer Is Your Friend:\u003c\/strong\u003e Serve the all-knowing, all-seeing, completely paranoid AI that rules Alpha Complex with contradictory orders and instant termination.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecret Societies:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every Troubleshooter belongs to a treasonous secret society with conflicting goals—Communists, Capitalists, Death Leopards, and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExperimental Equipment:\u003c\/strong\u003e R\u0026amp;D provides \"perfectly safe\" experimental weapons and gear that usually malfunction spectacularly, often terminating the user.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClearance Levels:\u003c\/strong\u003e Navigate Alpha Complex's color-coded security clearance system where knowing classified information is treason punishable by death.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnique Tone:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unlike any other RPG—combines dark humor, player-versus-player conflict, and satirical storytelling for unforgettable sessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuick Character Creation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Roll new clones in minutes when (not if) your current one gets vaporized, keeping the game moving at breakneck pace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a comedy gaming group seeking something completely different, satire enthusiasts who love dark humor, players who enjoy competitive backstabbing, or loyal citizens ready to serve The Computer, Paranoia delivers hilariously lethal gameplay unlike anything else in tabletop RPGs. Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy! The Computer is watching, citizen!\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"disaster-deck-paranoia","title":"Disaster Deck (Paranoia)","description":"\u003cp class=\"card-text\" style=\"box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1rem; color: rgb(34, 34, 35); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" segoe ui roboto neue arial sans-serif normal start none rgb initial font-size:=\"\" font-style:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-caps:=\"\" font-weight:=\"\" letter-spacing:=\"\" orphans:=\"\" text-align:=\"\" text-indent:=\"\" text-transform:=\"\" white-space:=\"\" widows:=\"\" word-spacing:=\"\" background-color:=\"\" text-decoration-thickness:=\"\" text-decoration-style:=\"\" text-decoration-color:=\"\"\u003eTROUBLESHOOTERS! There are no disasters in a utopia like Alpha Complex, just happy little accidents that cause sector-wide evacuations. And with this Disaster Deck, players and GMs alike can use cards to create genuine happy accidents like: Earthquake! Discard your hand and enjoy dodging falling concrete! Gas Leak! Lose Moxie and pray your idiot teammate does not fire his laser. Lone Gunman! Did anyone use Stealth as a dump stat? You did? Oh. Teela-O Appearance! If you do not think this counts as a disaster, go to a comic con.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 1rem; color: rgb(34, 34, 35); font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" segoe ui roboto neue arial sans-serif normal start none rgb initial font-size:=\"\" font-style:=\"\" font-variant-ligatures:=\"\" font-variant-caps:=\"\" font-weight:=\"\" letter-spacing:=\"\" orphans:=\"\" text-align:=\"\" text-indent:=\"\" text-transform:=\"\" white-space:=\"\" widows:=\"\" word-spacing:=\"\" background-color:=\"\" text-decoration-thickness:=\"\" text-decoration-style:=\"\" text-decoration-color:=\"\"\u003eEach card includes an instant effect and one that keeps happening each turn until the Disaster card is discarded. Plus, these look like normal Action cards on the back! You can have disasters queued up while everyone thinks you are just plotting against your team when you are really plotting against EVERYONE! MWA HA HA HA!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Dragons Trove","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41704526544985,"sku":"13333","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0188\/8152\/files\/disasterdeck.jpg?v=1719355823"},{"product_id":"extinction-class-incident-responses-paranoia","title":"Extinction-Class Incident Responses (Paranoia)","description":"\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: content-box; margin: 10px 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: proxima-nova, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003ePeople who are not Infrared clearance know that R\u0026amp;D experiments can go pear-shaped at any time. That is tolerable for two reasons: Important citizens live outside of the blast zone and sometimes R\u0026amp;D makes important discoveries through failure. But there are times when an R\u0026amp;D experiment goes less pear-shaped and more mushroom-cloud-shaped.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: content-box; margin: 10px 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: proxima-nova, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003eThese are classified as extinction-class events because, to put it so a Troubleshooter can understand, they can literally destroy all of Alpha Complex, its citizens and maybe even Fried Computer! (Or to put it so an Infrared drone can understand, bad thing make stuff go bye bye.) At least so far, these events have been prevented thanks to the hard work and casual attitude towards casualties from service groups.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: proxima-nova, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;\"\u003eThis is the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: content-box; font-style: italic; font-weight: 400; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: proxima-nova, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003eExtinction-class Incident Response\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: proxima-nova, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; display: inline !important; float: none;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eBook. Inside, Paranoia GMs will find 15 different experiments that almost ended all that we know, love, hate, like, like-like and pretty much everything. These include:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: content-box; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: proxima-nova, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\u003cul style=\"box-sizing: content-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; list-style-image: none; list-style-position: inside !important; list-style-type: none; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: proxima-nova, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: content-box; margin: 0px 0px 0px 1em; padding: 0px; list-style-position: inside !important; list-style-image: none; list-style-type: disc; display: list-item;\"\u003eIce-10 Water Product: Finally, water stops treasonously mutating into different forms and comes in an easy-to-store format. 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Sure, GMs have to fill in the details, but the nefarious plots, nonsensical motivations and random scenes of petty violence are already there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: content-box; margin: 10px 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: proxima-nova, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003eIs this because us Famous Game Designers got lazy? Yes. But this also lets GMs craft their own custom missions full of their own personality and anti-social tendencies. Anyway, GMs customise their adventures anyway. This book makes that easier! And if your players get hold of this book… well, no one said Extinction-class events were not possible anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Dragons Trove","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41704527757401,"sku":"13329","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0188\/8152\/files\/extinctionclassresponses.jpg?v=1719355824"},{"product_id":"mind-the-gap-paranoia","title":"Mind the Gap (Paranoia)","description":"\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: content-box; margin: 10px 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: proxima-nova, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003eWhy hide the existence of a black hole when you can convince everyone that it is amazing and useful (but without ever stating exactly why)? 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