{"product_id":"an-unbearably-scary-solstice-combo","title":"An Unbearably Scary Solstice Combo","description":"\u003cdiv align=\"left\"\u003eWe weren't going to make these this year. Every year we're hard pressed to keep up with demand and every year we sell out. But then we heard your sad gibbering and meeping and the spirit of solstice overtook us. So, it's BACK!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv align=\"left\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv align=\"left\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" color=\"#000000\"\u003eThe HPLHS holiday horrors of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.hplhs.org\/products\/a-very-scary-solstice\" title=\"A Very Scary Solstice\"\u003eA Very Scary Solstice\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/store.hplhs.org\/products\/an-even-scarier-solstice\" title=\"An Even Scarir Solstice\"\u003eAn Even Scarier Solstice\u003c\/a\u003e are available once again in one supremely disturbing holiday bundle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" color=\"#000000\"\u003eYou get two CDs containing 46 of your favorite holiday songs, beautifully orchestrated and performed by professional singers and asylum inmates. You get two fully annotated sing-along songbooks, brimming with deranged lyrics, Christmas carol lore, Mythos trivia and introductions by formerly respectable Lovecraftian scholar S.T. Joshi and author Ramsey Campbell.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" color=\"#000000\"\u003eBest of all, this double book and double CD set comes with its own hand-made Solstice Tentacle, suitable for hanging above your fireplace or your favorite non-Euclidean doorway. At 22 inches long this suckered monstrosity is large enough to contain not only the Unbearably Scary Solstice Combo, but also a DVD or two and other Mythos goodies. Delight your weird friends with this very strange — and strangely charming — holiday gift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" color=\"#000000\"\u003eCrave even more solstice stuff? Check out our \u003ca title=\"Cyclopean Holiday Combo\" href=\"http:\/\/store.hplhs.org\/products\/solstice-in-a-box\"\u003eCyclopean Holiday Combo\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ctable cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"0\" border=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"300\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"0\" border=\"1\" align=\"right\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cdiv align=\"center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: black;\" color=\"black\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Songs - \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-size: xx-small;\" color=\"black\" size=\"1\"\u003emore than 100 minutes of music -\u003cbr\u003e links below have sample MP3s\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003eAll I Want for Solstice is My Sanity\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/Awakesample.mp3\" title=\"Awake Ye Scary Great Old Ones - Sample\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eAwake Ye Scary Great Old Ones\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eAway in a Madhouse\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.cthulhulives.org\/Solstice\/mp3s\/Awakesample.mp3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003e A Brumalian Wish\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/BlueSolstice.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Blue Solstice\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eBlue Solstice\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/caroloftheoldones.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Carol of the Old Ones\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eThe Carol of the Olde Ones\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/Cthulhulivessample.mp3\" title=\"Cthulhu Lives - Sample\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eCthulhu Lives\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003e The Cultist Song\u003cbr\u003e \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/Cyclopean-Sample.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e A Cyclopean Tomb (down in deep R'lyeh)\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eDance the Cultists\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003e Death May Die\u003cbr\u003e \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/Death2world-Sample.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e Death to the World\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e The Deep One Song (Solstice in R'lyeh)\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eDemon Sultan Azathoth\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/doyoufearsample.mp3\" title=\"Do You Fear What I Fear? Sample\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eDo You Fear What I Fear?\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003e Eerie Dreary Solstice\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eEs Y'Golonac\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003e The Festival\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/FreddySample.mp3\" title=\"Freddy the Red Brained Mi-Go Sample\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eFreddy the Red Brained Mi-Go\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003e Go, Summon Up the Dead Ones\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/GreatOldOnes.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eGreat Old Ones Are Coming to Town\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003e Harley Got Devoured by the Undead\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eHave Yourself a Scary Little Solstice\u003cbr\u003e He'll Be Back for Solstice\u003cbr\u003e Here Comes Yog-Sothoth\u003cbr\u003e I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog Sothoth\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/ImDreamingsample.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eI'm Dreaming of a Dead City\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/Fish-Men.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eIt's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fish-Men\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003e It's Mi-Go!\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/horriblesample.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eIt's the Most Horrible Time of the Year\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eLittle Rare Books Room\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003e Look! Professor Angell Brings\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eMi-Go We Have Heard on High\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/Mountains-Sample.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e Mountains of Madness\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eMythos of a King\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/OhCthulhusample.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eOh Cthulhu Chorus\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eOh Come All Ye Olde Ones\u003cbr\u003e The Shoggoth Song\u003cbr\u003e Silent Night, Blasphemous Night\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/SlayRide-Sample.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e Slay Ride\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/tentaclessample.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #171717; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"#171717\" size=\"2\"\u003eTentacles\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular; font-size: small;\" face=\"Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular\" color=\"black\" size=\"2\"\u003e Unholy Night\u003cbr\u003e We Three Friends of HPL Are\u003cbr\u003e What Thing Is This?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"http:\/\/hplhs.org\/freebies\/audiosamples\/WorldinTerror-Sample.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e The World in Terror and Madness Lies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e The Worst Hotel\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"The HPLHS Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44515736584281,"sku":"LFP0029S","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0188\/8152\/files\/solsticecombo.jpg?v=1786465308","url":"https:\/\/www.opengamingstore.com\/products\/an-unbearably-scary-solstice-combo","provider":"Open Gaming Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}