{"product_id":"bludgeoning-weapon-t-shirt","title":"Bludgeoning Weapon T-Shirt – Badger with Cast Iron Frying Pan, Funny D\u0026D Improvised Weapon Gaming Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery DM has watched a player eye the furniture and ask what it weighs. An upright badger with a cast iron frying pan over its shoulder captures that approach to problem-solving, beneath the words “everything is a bludgeoning weapon if you're desperate enough.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFor the Party's Improvised-Weapon Expert\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe animal illustration and tabletop joke celebrate players who look beyond the equipment list. If your group's plan tends to involve whatever is nailed down least, this D\u0026amp;D T-shirt gets the point across before the session starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eRelated Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/id-like-to-rage-bloodstain-t-shirt-comfort-colors\"\u003eI'd Like to Rage T-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/chaotic-found-family-t-shirt\"\u003eChaotic Found Family T-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-dnd-shirt-im-not-procrastinating-im-doing-side-quests-comfort-colors\"\u003eSide Quests Red Panda T-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: graphic T-shirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArtwork: upright badger carrying a cast iron frying pan over its shoulder.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTheme: improvised weapons and D\u0026amp;D humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor options: Black, Navy, Dark Heather, Dark Chocolate, Military Green and Royal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize options: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL. Select an available combination above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sunburst RPG","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47531830476889,"sku":"19559682270561949746","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47531830509657,"sku":"69472850276211316684","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47531830542425,"sku":"30541859081316369468","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47531830575193,"sku":"22512310292195894850","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47531830607961,"sku":"24311520777433291220","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47531830640729,"sku":"27491187056973166994","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47531830673497,"sku":"11622927444309409428","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":47531830706265,"sku":"16523796072204494566","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47531830739033,"sku":"79521003125032085488","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47531830771801,"sku":"42986226072232896209","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47531830804569,"sku":"11386958939563401116","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47531830837337,"sku":"26818005094611463475","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47531830870105,"sku":"12951773175311000004","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47531830902873,"sku":"13627330858949386430","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":47531830935641,"sku":"27344960795905242072","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":47531830968409,"sku":"70719753212264945246","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":47531831001177,"sku":"26515213068205689508","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":47531831033945,"sku":"19196661987202548342","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":47531831066713,"sku":"28974670967378321866","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47531831099481,"sku":"10625702991485153014","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47531831132249,"sku":"26230862941592902761","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":47531831165017,"sku":"24814174597131033142","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":47531831197785,"sku":"15568551744792934803","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":47531831230553,"sku":"20070619958510369767","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":47531831263321,"sku":"30412032804680304028","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":47531831296089,"sku":"32596604354412749735","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":47531831328857,"sku":"17415415151667287372","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":47531831361625,"sku":"68086209493919754597","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":47531831394393,"sku":"37224570583197461131","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":47531831427161,"sku":"20086076307034041749","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47531831459929,"sku":"16958292168162331449","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47531831492697,"sku":"57250371909113636568","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47531831525465,"sku":"29876609757006174865","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":47531831558233,"sku":"73852099645869179031","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47531831591001,"sku":"30667746127851115576","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47531831623769,"sku":"33631177794092269213","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":47531831656537,"sku":"33492033573800934408","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":47531831689305,"sku":"16700993658583252190","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":47531831722073,"sku":"44649470998800336460","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":47531831754841,"sku":"26904370103859938507","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":47531831787609,"sku":"24908795269864684801","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":47531831820377,"sku":"33720415200368844923","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":47531831853145,"sku":"18734830406346548883","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":47531831885913,"sku":"33382568978165368257","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 5XL","offer_id":47531831918681,"sku":"10926409142902731506","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0188\/8152\/files\/bludgeoning-weapon-t-shirt_black.jpg?v=1792688510","url":"https:\/\/www.opengamingstore.com\/products\/bludgeoning-weapon-t-shirt","provider":"Open Gaming Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}