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You're not here to be the hero — or the villain. You're the one who detours the quest through a haunted carnival for no reason at all. This shirt takes the world's most iconic soda logo and reroutes it through a chaotic alignment lens. It's a warning. It's a flex. It's a vibe. Wear it to game night and let the table know: you're not here to follow the quest path. Flip a coin. Do the opposite. 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