Every DM has watched a player eye the furniture and ask what it weighs. This D&D shirt is for the improvisers who solve encounters with whatever is nailed down least. The design shows a badger standing upright with a cast iron frying pan over its shoulder, under the words everything is a bludgeoning weapon if you're desperate enough.
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