In The Company of Gelatinous Cubes (PFRPG)
You know you want to play an OOZE!
Come slime slime some one..
Just when you thought that unsightly pasta stains had no champion, and you were comfortable in a world where mayonnaise didn't fight back, comes a Paragon Racial Class for your PC made entirely of the stuff that bursts out of mashed caterpillars. These are the rock stars of downtrodden gravy stains and greasy splotches everywhere; Become a large, intelligent cube of glop that can chase foes down and digest them before they've accepted they are being beaten up by an overachieving dessert.
Fully Compatible with the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, from the same folks who let you play Giants, Dragons and Iron Titans, we bring you the product you never wanted. In the Company of Gelatinous Cubes!
Our April Fool's product for 2015!
Author Wendall Roy, Artist: Malcolm McClinton Pages: 7