You may be surprised to hear that in Hyrule, the most profitable business is cutting grass and the biggest name in the game is the Hero of Time. This parody tee turns Link’s famous grass-cutting skills into a full-blown lawn care business.
Rupees may not grow on trees—but they do grow in the grass for some reason!
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