Star Log.EM-044: InsaneCorp's Sinisterly Superb Cybernetics

By Alexander Augunas

HELLO THERE MORTALS! Tired of your ordinary, everyday offerings from Everyman Gaming’s Star Log.EM series? Well have I, Doctor Malifaord Hudson Insano, President of InsaneCorp, have a special treat for you! Working in conjunction with Everyman Gaming, we at InsaneCorp have conspired to bring you the absolute best in modern augmentations, weaponry, armor, and other forms of equipment based solely in the glory of high science! Exciting, yes? Yes!

In this installment of Star Log.EM: InsaneCorp Presents: 1,000 words of sinisterly superb cybernetics! Upgrade that drab tail of yours with full cybernetic prehensility, transform your android into a stunning cybernetic facsimile of nearly any species imaginable, chill your already fearless vesk blood with our state-of-the-art blood chiller, interface with computers with a touch with our cybernetic hand series of gears, or upgrade your ysoki cheek pouches with a grenade launcher, my personal favorite!

InsaneCorp—A newer, better, INSANER you!